“You need to calm down.”
How bad of an idea it is to tell your partner to calm down, you will learn real quick if you’re dumb enough to say it when she’s pregnant.
“Are you eating again?”
Your partner’s increased appetite might be starting to drain on you but is this because she can polish off 10 chicken wings before you!
“You want to discuss baby names just one more time?”
So you should act enthusiastic even if you’ve gone over the same names every night for weeks on end.
“Why are you crying”
All kinds of hormonal changes, so if she inexplicably finds herself crying because she’s out of Chocolate hobnobs.
Best get yourself dressed and hop foot it to a 24 hours store quick!
“Wow have you seen the news Beyoncé has just had a baby and she looks hot!
she’s not going to want to hear you go on and on about some superstar who has plenty of money for a personal trainer now is she hmmmm!
Share this with your friends & family will sure to give them a laugh!